Post by Antonin Dolohov on May 18, 2016 22:45:10 GMT -5
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Dearest sister,
how are you? What's new with you? Should we plan a time and place to meet up and catch up over drinks?
...that is the same droll beginning to every letter on the planet. I carry an infamous dislike for anything mundane and unoriginal. So! Instead, let's spice it up! Let's have an interesting conversation that is original and represents our bond as brother and sister.
First and foremost, I'm sorry again about the orange juice! I understand how fondly you look to your citrus, but I was not about to run around to sate a craving. Take it as a lesson,dear. If you want something...get it yourself. I thought I taught you that much, at least. Oh, well. I may not be able to control what you do, but I control my actions. I wasn't going to do it.
Onto another matter, I will admit to being curious about how you're doing. Time has passed since I last saw you and who knows what could've happened? You always had that spirit for adventure, just as I do. I'm excited to hear what situations you've landed yourself in this time. I've been concocting some wacky tales of mine in my time away. I will, of course, share them after you share yours with me. I can't give up my upper hand so quickly. That would make things far too easy for you, baby sister. You don't learn any other way. Besides, some harmless blackmail between family is always good fun. And you know how closely I treasure my fun.
Ah! Speaking of treasures, isn't it about time you found yourself another? I'm sure there are plenty of men out there, eagerly waiting in line until that moment you come along. We used to have so much fun when you dated in school, especially when you brought your new beaus around for me to terrorize. I'm sure there's another out there worthy of a little torture. Maybe this next one will have what it takes to handle the Dolohovs. Keep me posted!
And...that's it. We can talk about anything else at any other time. Unless, it's urgent. I might listen if it's urgent.
Your favorite brother,
P.S. I still carry your baby pics so don't think for a second I won't use those to terrorize you too should it come to that. Remember...you can't beat me.
Post by Natalia Dolohov on May 22, 2016 1:39:16 GMT -5
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My Darling Brother,
...Really? Because, I think your beginning sounded great. But, if you really don't want to go have drinks or know how I'm doing, then I don't care to tell you. You're ridiculous. Plus, no one else is going to see this letter, we don't need to "show our 'brother sister' bond".
Do you really think I still care about the orange juice? It wasn't even that big of a craving to begin with! Even if it were, I could very easily go get it on my own, thank you very much. I don't need you running around town for much just for orange juice!! I know how to take care of myself, and the majority of the time, I do take care of things myself. When was the last time I relied on you, Antonin? I knew very well you weren't going to do it, because you don't do nice things for people. It's just not you.
At least you're admitting it. I am doing very well, thank you, but if you think I'm going to tell you about my adventures before you spill yours, you are sadly mistaken. How is this in any way blackmail? If you want to tell me about your "adventures", then I'm all ears, but I really don't care enough to go through all of that just to get you to tell me. Do whatever you want, dear brother. Nobody's forcing you.
Hm...I think you may be right about that, though. I do like my treasures, lol. But, you know, I have particular taste for men, Toni. I won't pick a random guy off the street just because he's waiting for me to make a move. No, I choose ones I'm actually interested in. Plus, I don't really enjoy the easy ones, anyways ; ) You really were such a terrorist, though. Lol, not that I really minded. If they really wanted to stick around, even your lashing out wouldn't have pushed them away. It just showed me their true character. Plus, it was usually pretty amusing. I'll let you know if anyone "special" pops up, don't worry. We'll just have to see if they really can handle being with me; the whole package. Right, Toni?
Oh! And, since we're on the topic, has your skilled eye sighted any treasure for yourself? Or, is it still...too complicated?
Your Baby Sis,
P.S. Pff, I was a cute baby. Plus, I don't mind the torture. I have a good sense of humor, so it always ends up well for me, even if I lose. Though...you're very wrong about that. I can definitely beat you, big bro. Just you wait and see ; )
Hermione Granger: Ironically, the same thing happened to me. I'm glad you brought it up
May 24, 2016 2:50:37 GMT -5
Hermione Granger: It looks wonderful, though, doesn't it?
May 24, 2016 2:50:49 GMT -5
Draco Malfoy: It does I've been so excited for it since I first heard about it. Always been my favorite, after all. Combine that with you and it's nothing short of perfect. We definitely need to see it together.
May 24, 2016 2:53:18 GMT -5
Hermione Granger: Oh, we absolutely do! It's always been my favorite, too, but I know how much it's always meant to you. You've always sort of reminded me of how the prince was before he became the Beast, haha!
May 24, 2016 3:10:37 GMT -5
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Draco Malfoy: Ha! Yes, and then somewhere during that whole transition...I became my father
May 24, 2016 3:20:39 GMT -5